"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again."
(Source: niknak79, via suspend)
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
that second comment
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
(Source: katyapryde, via leavemealone-already)
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT
FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL
THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS
THEN WE HAVE THESE DRUGGED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THE LEFT
i just omg the spoon kid seriously
I DONT KNO W WHY I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD